Man: Hey. We could do one of two things – X or Y. What would you want to do?
Woman: Your wish. I am fine with both X & Y.
Man: But what would you rather do? X? Y?
Woman: What do you want to do?
Man: Ok, lets do X
Woman: Why did you choose X?
Man: No reason. We just had to pick one. So, picked one.
Woman: True. But why X and why not Y?
Man: No reason!
Woman: If you don’t want to tell me, then say so.
Man <Trying to end the ridiculousness that is this conversation>: No! No reason. Well, I picked X because of A, B and C.
Woman: So, why couldn’t you have just said that at the beginning? It’s so complicated with you. I have to try so hard with you. Are you sure you are not lying to me?
Man <Getting irritated>: No! I am not!
Woman: Don’t shout at me!
Man <Getting even more irritated>: I am not shouting!
Woman <Starts becoming teary-eyed>: See. There you are shouting at me.
Man <Shitting in his pants>: I am sorry baby. I am sorry. I did not mean to hurt you. I am sorry.
